More Jokes From Jenni's Jobs I recently took on several jobs that have inspired a series of joke lists, such as the one on this page. I have found that often, these lists don't just apply at the job I am working at, but other people's jobs as well. Have fun!! Author's Note: The following was written while working at the print counter of a computer lab at Texas A&M University. Why Is It....? That people scurry up to the print desk right after printing and wonder where their document is?Tthat people who lose their disks blame the people behind the counter for not having them?When you cuss behind the print desk, everyone hears you, but when you stand in the middle of the room and announce that the printers are broken, no one hears you?When the printers are broken or slow, it's the print desk's fault?That people print their most important documents, don't save them, and then complain when it's not there when they come to pick it up three days later?That the most important disk the person owns is the one that always gets stuck in the computer?That the bigger the "No Multiple Copies" sign is, the less likely they are to see it?That the "No Multiple Copies" sign applies to everyone else but them?That people print 600 flyers for the rave they're having and wonder why the printer gets backed up?That the less important the document is, the more copies of it they print of it, the more they gripe when they don't get each and every copy?That the bigger the printout, the more of it they throw away?That people insist on printing their homework right before class and are somehow stunned to find that the printers are backed up?If the printers are backed up, people assume that their document didn't print and go back and print it again?
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